Create a vibrant, humorous cartoon illustration for a notebook cover titled 'Shit I Can't Say Out Loud at Meetings'. The scene centers on an exasperated cartoon raccoon in a crooked tie, sitting at a cluttered conference table, biting its tongue while a chaotic thought bubble spills over with crossed-out phrases like 'This meeting is a time vampire' and 'Why am I here?'. In the background, show a Zoom-style grid of absurd coworkers: one as a potted plant, another asleep with a snore bubble, and a third mid-jazz-hands mime. Include a wall clock stuck at 5 minutes to 5, a whiteboard scribbled with 'Agenda: ???' in red marker, and playful typography: the bold, graffiti-style title with torn-paper edges and a subtitle in cursive reading 'A Safe Space for Your Silent Screams'. Add hidden Easter eggs like a coffee cup labeled 'Decaf is a lie', a Post-it note saying 'I survived another meeting that should’ve been an email', and a tiny doodle of a fire exit sign pointing to a tropical beach. Use a retro-office color palette of teal, mustard yellow, and neon pink accents with coffee-stain textures and exaggerated cartoon shading. Keep the mood lighthearted and cheeky, blending workplace frustration with playful absurdity, avoiding cynicism.
Artistic - Ideogram V2
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